If I were a politician
What’s the first thing I would do?
Maybe get a license plate
That simply read screw you?
If I were a politician
Why would I even try?
It seems so much easier
To just filibuster and lie.
If I were a politician
Who would I side with?
I guess it’ll depend on
Who has the most money to give.
If I were a politician
I’d believe I could do no wrong
Until I got into trouble
And they’d say jail is where I belong.
If I were a politician
And you choose to impeach me
The next guy’d be even worse
Just you wait and see.
If I weren’t a politician
I think I’d be a lawyer instead
Maybe I could defend the politicians
When they were caught in the wrong bed.
So lately my Facebook feed has been full of all kinds of things that just make me want to look away. I am already tired of the politics and the debates haven’t even started yet. This is my contribution for today. Please know It’s meant to be funny and not my opinion on all politicians (just most).